tempus fugit

HI I’M DRUNK

dear everyone on every social media website praising the wonders of “summer”

it’s still spring.

let’s talk at the proper time when summer is actually here.

sincerely,

me.

gilmore girls gave me unrealistic expectations that everyone i meet will be witty and understand obscure pop culture references. 

also, i refuse to date a guy unless he’s a jess.

thanks amy sherman palladino. thanks a lot.

yuck. cubs and sox fans who interbaseball date. it’s like where are your morals!? i’m not one of those people who hates sox fans, but i could never date one. not that dumb. death over disloyalty.